#yea i have a thing for dilfs and what u gonna do about it

[ellie-shy]

At this point, just throw me any huge middle-aged long haired men with a tragic past that haunts them and calls their S/O with sweet nicknames, you'll bet that I'LL EAT THEM UP FOR BREAKFAST AAAAAAAA

i have a type and it's biting me in the ass

Their similarities are INSANE

SAME HAIRSTYLE

BOTH HAVE A TRAGIC PASS THAT HAUNTS THEM DAILY

THEY BOTH WEAR GREEN????

THEY LOVE TO WHITTLE??!!! HELLO???!!!

THEY ARE BURLY BEARS AND ARE FREAKING MEAT SHIELDS

THEIR ROMANCE SCENES ARE SPICY 👌👌👌

DEEP VOICES 😮‍💨😮‍💨😩😩

THEY HAVE A SOFT SPOT FOR KIDS 😭😭😭😭😭😭

The fact that both of them will worship the ground their s/o walks on is IMMACULATE.

[cheeseandbretboy]

the painting i continued (from longer than a year ago) has too bright white highlights so i need to get rid of them AND quite possibly it would be nice to just give up and do whaeter and get on the train just ot look at all the stations i havent seen before nd cvt and listten to whip your kids on repeat again and again and have no money to afford to eat and find someone who is just so ?? and mean but not in that non self absorbed self absorbed way and stupid because everyone has too much to look forward to and too much to complain about and that makes everyone so yucky and hypocritical and ughghurejne me whenni have work tmr ALSO need to print out more movie photos AND anyone i meet gets so human and i get sick of them so easily but not myself so i will always be alone and thats a good thing unless im not listening to music then it is not so good bc i can hear my breathing an feel my skin also what even is life without music its just ------------------ no ty i do not want to be like amber or ritchie but oh i did thrift their shoes and also jasons but hes kind of an L WAIT that makes so much sense anyway that scene where they are walking in the store with the heavy combat boots that have been discontinued (why?) and a shotgun wow! imagine being tricked by a soda can what a loser anyway the sehleves ive built are really nice and after doing that with hands blistered and joints sore i realised i can fit everythign insdie it and oh god im gonna lose absolutely everything! and thn something even WoORSE hit me that none of this even means anytnign, what the flip, imagine this format will stop and we only live in the real world what then maybe just maybe musicals make sense and then i bash my head into my desk HOW COULD U FOR A SECOND THINK MUSICALS ARE OKAY blood is spurting just likein that scene in longlegs dilf, jokes no maybe nicholas cage hes too pasty this has gotten long uve recently discovered this rly underground and unpopular artist michael jackson yea nobodies really heard of him sigh WHY DO I HAVEA FRENCH BOOK OH GOD IM GOING TO HELL people should put everything ive ever ever made into a bible because that is all i am and i am so happy that is true so yea put this in as well and all my assigmnets and paintings and digital art from 2019 and old drawings and scribbles and south park doodles and short stories ad gore and all the deleted notes of measurrements (sigh why phone) and dont forget all the photos and the annotations i rubbed out later cuz they sounded dumb and too personal remember always to make ur writing as obscure as possible because people always look to make everything about them hey emotions are really stupid our brains are amazing at finding information so much of it but our conciousness is preoccupied with other stupid stuff like education and being horny so all we get is emotions that have been processed information so hey our thinking brain really is in the back seat and we cant change it yk im bnad! im bad! u knowit really really bad megamind... evan peters is eyeing me rn.. i did a really good job of diverting my mental problems its actually really good but i am hoping we can get back to them once they get fixed and maybe this dependence wiol go away too right maybe and wait a darn second are you telling me i wont find myself a tim burton anti hero what the flip unbelievable may i get a refund never sell your doc martens just break them in please the blisters and pus and blood will pass and they will be great i swear unless theyre the max platform types then u might have to keep getting pain but thats okay god dont tell me i need to work in the future although when i watched the movie for the 2nd time in cinemas there was 3 seconds where there was a doctor with a mask and wowww maybe i shld become one of those but i dontthink i have the right motivation maybe neurobiology maybe quantum mechanics mabe maybe even both like quantum mind god thats interesting but only after biology i need to get worried abt climate change and then realise OH MY GOD NOTHING MATTERS BUT OUR MINDS and thats

[y2khye]

would like to first off insert the meme of the moose leaning against the railings with the words man in Bold. yea .

the way yo write in details all the time and research even the slightest things gym equipments what not so attentive one kiss fr u... and gawd lawd how do i even where do i even start with the ass eating....... /horny silence/ written So Well like was i the one there eating ass or u write smut so well all the dirty talk and how smooth it flows yea... "I know, baby, I know," he coos. and its fuck me i guess????????? sorry oc for once i need to borrow jk to be railed like I need five seconds with him. the tummybuldge/.\ so so much kissing too mommae pls i :( theyre so cute

"Jeongguk's touching you like you're sunshine."

"He's touching you like you're the perfect day, one so perfect that he's scared it will pass by before he can enjoy it." guys...yall... i need him </3

'takes his place next to you, his hand settling on your lower back for just a moment, like he's letting you know he's there.' this. its such a small gesture but it speaks volumes .

dasom dasom dasom....... as much as shes sick,,,holdupshesstillsickinthehead what you mean not one of those moms im ill .... SHES ILL....... and breaking off being the first thing that comes to her mind too... shes sick gawd like she just pretended nari not exisiting ??? and being like ok lets just get a divorce bye. I L L . BUTTT realistically if she did not raised that long term + when both of them arent 'friends' anymore question to jk he would have never thought about it. both lost in their little pretend happy family. idek how to feel abt it like its so realistic the way im actually smth like that going on in my own home lmao like yea hits home</3 and oc my baby like i wanna hug her so bad gawd :( nari sweetest baby ever comforting her <3333

"And it led to a lot of really bad fights and it just got to a point where one day I decided I wouldn't raise a baby in a home that was tumultuous." Jk is so good. He is so caring so thoughtful.

atp both jk and oc what theyre feeling is so valid like ofc seeing someone much older than u planned out good life talking about you like that makes u feel so shitty and the one person u thought would help you at least just doesn't yea bye </3 But.. what exwife said is true too

jk 28 alone? great- thinks for himself thats all but jk 28 with a kid? also great but have to think for himself and how things he does affects said kid. gawd i feel so heavy like this whole scene </3 dilf jk right asf for telling oc that shes still young and wanting him isnt all that but it comes with his kid, responsibilites and priorities - as much as both of them are hurting they really needed this wake up call imo

and its so realistic Shivers... stella im gonna smack u but welp loved how they talked about it to each other like they care alot for each other and yea i truly hope this isnt how it ends for them :)

the art of doubting | jjk (m)

>>pairing: jungkook x reader / dilf!jk x grocery store clerk!oc

>>genre: friends with benefits, smut, a lil bit of fluff, angst

>>word count: 17k -.-

>>warnings: dom jk, sub oc, age gap, dilf jk stuff: asking for permission, saying thank you, sexual tension, gross domestic flirting 🙄, push up kisses, orgasms, oc getting overwhelmed bc jock is too gewd <3, oral (m), rimming !!, mirror sex, one (1) spank, jreampie <3, tummy bulging (kinda? he presses on her tum to feel it?), praise, dirty talk, encouragement, showering together, kisses 😚, ex wife has arrived, mentions of divorce, a lil bit of sad talk about nari :(, nari is two now!!, misunderstandings, arguments, jk lowkey got some issues he needs to work thru lol, he thinks in extremes, oc is in love </3, a very drastic 180 occurs

>>notes: ex wife arrives and literally makes everything explode lmao

this is part of my dilf jk series that can be found on my masterlist

>>summary: seeds of doubt are planted and unfortunately they grow faster than love. things with jk fall apart.

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